Reporters can’t read

On Google news today, you can find hundreds of stories by eager reporters, all beside themselves going bonkers for a new report that supposedly proves that the Bush tax cuts are increasing the tax burden on the middle class. Of course, this is great for the Kerry campaign and their Marxist class-warfare rhetoric. We will hear no end to how Bush is robbing the poor to give to the rich.

Well, these reporters can’t read. In their excitement over finding something to give to their liberal buddies in the democratic party, they’ve basically ignored the parts of the report that don’t suit their “workers of the world unite” agenda. Alas, Bush is not going to come to your middle-class home, steal your child’s piggy bank, and give it to Bill Gates.

In fact, the report shows that in 2005, the top 20% of income earners will have their share of the tax burden increased, not lowered, under the Bush tax cuts. These reporters, zealous for the cause of getting Hitl…, uh, Bush, out of office, are trying to spin a report so that they can make headlines saying that despite everyone in the country paying less in taxes, Bush really, sneakily, actually raised taxes on the middle class.

And the most ridiculous aspect of this journalistic spasm of joy is that they are complaining that the top 20% of wage earners “only” pay 64% of the tax burden! That’s less than a quarter of tax payers shouldering almost two-thirds of the Federal Government’s gluttony.

But what’s so revolting about this is the fact that politicians can actually get elected running on a platform of soaking the “rich.” Instead of a country where people aspire to generate wealth, people now envy and resent it, voting for men who promise to remove more wealth from the economy and have the government spend it instead of the wage earners.

I didn’t know how bad I had it.

Sarcasm alert…

Well, I’ve been diligently working on my computer tonight, and while doing so I have had Fox News on the TV, keeping a quarter of one eye on the Democratic National Convention. I’m sure this isn’t helping my productivity. I mean, first of all, I had no idea how miserable I have been these last three and a half years. Now that I know that I am so miserable and that there is some “other America” out there that I am not allowed to participate in, I’m pretty depressed. But, as they said: “hope is on the way,” and when John & John take over the whitehouse and put an end to suffering and death and tyranny in the United States, I won’t have to work so hard at my computer. Because the health care I “deserve,” the colleges I “deserve” (maybe I’ll go back), and the minimum wage I “deserve” will all be provided to me by the new benevolent, all-knowing and all-caring government that will be created. There are only a few things that worry me. First, since I am self-employed, how will I be guaranteed my “deserved” minimum wage? I’m sure the new omniscient father-government will figure that out, though. Second, how will this new administration provide all of this wonderful care and beneficence with the evil Republicans still controlling both houses of Congress? We’ll have to wait on that one to find out, I guess. But at any rate, I clearly need to update my copy of the US Constitution. Mine is missing the parts that say the government will give everybody these nice things.

Oh, and I found out something NEW tonight! Did you know John Kerry went to Vietnam? He even has the video to prove it.

Clinton rewrites history

Clinton rewrites history

“All of this is relevant today because the Kerry Democrats want Americans to remember the 1990s as a Periclean-Clinton Age, while blaming the Bush Administration for the costs of cleaning up after the bubble and fighting the war on terror. If only we’ll return to the Clinton mix of tax hikes to finance more spending on health care and education, they now say, the boom will return. As you can see, that wasn’t–and wouldn’t be–the half of it. “