Today Bush released hundreds of documents in an effort to show that he really, honestly did serve in the National Guard. Democrats, who now care about military service since it suits them (what with Kerry having been in Vietnam and all), are unconvinced. It’s now rumored that Bush will order the de-classification of time travel technology so that they can go back in time to Alabama and actually see Bush appearing for duty. Democrats respond that even that would not be convincing enough. Terry McAuliffe was recently overheard suggesting that Bush’s dental records (also released recently) were faked by Carl Rove, and that he can’t wait for the presidential debates so that Americans can see that unlike Bush, Kerry really does have teeth.